Today I have not been feeling very good. So, I was laying on the couch switching between Keeping Up With the Kardashians (don't judge me!) and The Daily Show thinking to myself "Man, John Stewart is so sexy." and "Jeebus, Scott Disick is so sexy!"
So, I thought I would write a little post about my top three celebrity crushes.
3.) Scott Disick
He's sharp, he's sophisticated, he's the mediator in all catty sister bitch fights. And dammit, he's just so damn dapper.
Grrowwl. Look at those loafers!
2.) John Stewart. mmm Do I really have to explain myself on this one? He's handsome, educated, charming and most importantly, HILARIOUS.
1.) Drum roll please...the man of my dreams....the apple of my eye. Mr. Tom Hanks. When I tell my friends how in love with this man I actually am, most of them cringe. I don't get it. He's not the most symmetrical looking person, but he's so damn cute. He's so damn charming. Shit, he can make you cry over a freaking volleyball. Have you seen him in You've Got Mail?!?! "Don't cry shopgirl, don't cry." Ahlawd have mercy on me. He makes me melt.
There you have it. You can't sit there and tell me you don't have a mad crush on Heath Ledger or the Hanson Brothers....I mean, Jake Gyllenhaal. Just because you have a husband/boyfriend doesn't mean you have completely lost your eyesight. Believe me, your husband/boyfriend has a crush on Mila Kunis or Natalie Portman. BET!
C'mon, tell me - who's your celebrity crush?
I have to go watch You've Got Mail now.
Love you!
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